As you've no doubt heard by now, Chad Johnson has legally changed his name to Ocho Cinco - I just wanted to take a moment to send a personal thank you note to Chad Johnson, er, um Ocho Cinco.
Dear Ocho, (Mr. Cinco?)
I just wanted to send you a quick thank you note on behalf of the entire press corps here in Cincinnati - never before could we have even dreamt about having a pair of morons like you and Chris Henry on the same team. We are now assured, each and every week, of some moronic thing of another about which we can write.
Your more talented temmate, T.J. Houshmandzadeh is out for the year now. Your team just cut starting RB Rudi Johnson.
This is going to be an interesting season.
Good luck out there, Mr. Cinco. Jackass.
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