Monday, December 29, 2008

2008 NFL Regular Season Recap

Wow.


Wowitty-wow-wow-WOW.


What an incredible season - where to start?


Brady going down seven minutes into the season and Matt Cassell taking the reins and leading the Pats to 11-5. Or the fact that 11-5 didn't get the Pats into the playoffs?


Or the lowly, lowly Lions achieving historical lowliness by meowing their way into the record books as the first 0-16 team ever. Coming off a perfect preseason, too....hey owners - time to stop charging full price for preseason games. You greedy pricks.


But I digress. How about Favre's flip-flop?


Or the Dolphins, coming off 1-15 last year, picking up the discarded Chad Pennington from the Brett Favre scrap heap, then (should be) MVP candidate Pennington going back to the Meadowlands and beating Old Man Brett and the New Jersey Jets to win the AFC East. The Dolphins introducing the Wildcat to the NFL. The Dolphins committing the fewest turnovers in a season in NFL history? What? What were the preseason odds in Vegas on the Dolphins winning the AFC East?


How about Matt Ryan - the most poised rookie QB ever? Just for fun, let's look at Matt Ryan's rookie season's numbers vs. Peyton Manning:

Peyton Manning - 326/575 (56.7%), 3739 yards, 26 TD, 28 INT, team finished 3-13

Matt Ryan - 265/434 (61.1%) 3,440 yards, 16 TD, 11 INT, team finished 11-5 and made the playoffs.

Of course, Matt Ryan had a running back, but he also had to deal with the Vick fallout and started his tenure in "the ATL" with what can best be described as a frosty reception from the fans who will always support Vick. Not a problem for Matty Ice.

How about 3 rookie left tackles starting all 16 games for their respective teams?


How about all of the football pundits who confidently predicted that a Jags-Cowboys Super Bowl was all but a foregone conclusion?


How about the Baltimore Ravens making the playoffs (and winning on the road in the wild-card round) with an aging defense and a rookie QB who was playing D-1AA college ball last season?

How about the Chargers - preseason darlings who disappeared and were totally out of it at 4-8, survived the crazy Hochuli game versus the Broncos that gave an ominous start to the season, but the wenat ahead and made the playoffs. Oh, and they beat MVP Peyton Manning and his Colts in the wild-card round.


Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Evaluating Mike Singletary as an NFL head coach

Train wreck. As much as I hate to say it, he is a complete train wreck of a coach.

Did you catch the end of MNF? An unmitigated disaster, and then he capped it off by throwing Mike Martz under the bus in the post-game press conference - I can't recall the last time I saw an NFL head coach deflect blame from himself and put it on someone else, no matter who was at fault.

Martz's rationale for making the call was that he thought the ball was going to be on the one yard line, but that after the officials reviewed the prior play, the ball was on the two and a half and that the clock would start on the ref's whistle. Well, "Mad Scientist"...why didn't you scream into Shaun Hill's ear (Earth to Mike Martz, Earth to Mike Martz - the QB can hear you when you talk into the that thing in front of your mouth that looks like a microphone) to spike the ball, then you could have called the right play for the situation?

The question is - was that the problem, or was it the personnel package? Where was Frank Gore? On the sidelines. Who was carrying the rock? Michael Robinson, who is Singletary's guy. How can I say that?

Well, he has carried the ball six times this year. Three in each of the two games that Samurai Mike has "coached".

It's too bad, I loved him as a player and I admire his sensibilities, but he is done. I imagine they'll let him finish the season, because I can't see a franchise having three head coaches in one season. However, I will be shocked if anybody ever gives him another head coaching job.

The ironical thing is, no matter how terribly he performs, I bet it'll double his motivational speaker fees; he can now be billed as a former NFL head coach.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

trade

Most news outlets keep reporting the Nuggets-Pistons trade as three players getting traded for just one, but that's not true...not really. The Pistons are giving up Chauncey Billups, Antonio McDyess and Cheikh Samb to the Nuggets in return for Me, Myself and Iverson. It's a straight up six player trade.

Friday, October 31, 2008

why the current world series selection system is flawed

The last five World Series have seen twenty games won by the winners (natch) and a total of TWO games won by the losers of those five World Series. Mmmmm.....Parity.

Oh, and the American League has won eleven of the past twelve All-Star games (except for 2002, more on that below) - let us not forget that All-Star rosters are selected by the fans...and how many fans do the Evil Empire and the Nation have? Oh, that's right. And how much more money do the AL teams have? Well, why don't we take a gander at the, um, scoreboard?

1. New York Yankees $209,081,579
2. Detroit Tigers $138,685,197
3. New York Mets $138,293,378
4. Boston Red Sox $133,440,037
5. Chicago White Sox $121,152,667

Four of the top five payrolls in MLB in 2008 were in the AL. This year, the average AL payroll was roughly $96 million versus the NL average of $82 million.

Hence, the league with more big-market teams and more money wins every year, and every year, a team from that league has home-field advantage.

Baseball's old way of choosing the World Series host was also flawed; in case you've forgotten, it used to just alternate every year.

There is no good reason whatsoever for baseball to continue to use the current idiotic system - they should simply reward the team with the better record like they do in the NHL and NBA.

The argument that each team in this year's World Series had several players and they played hard to win that game just doesn't hold water compared to the much simpler and more egalitarian way of rewarding the ENTIRE TEAM (after all, it is the consummate TEAM SPORT, is it not?) for their collective effort over the course of the season.

The only reason MLB adopted the current format is because they needed to breathe some life into the All-Star Game because there was no incentive for baseball's biggest stars to play in the game when they could have a mid-season vacation with their family or just have a few days off.

Mostly, though, it is because of that eleven inning tied game in 2002. After which, this current idiotic system started. And why was there a tie in that game? Because both teams ran out of pitchers. And why did they run out of pitchers? Because managers were more concerned with getting every player in the game than they were with managing the game to win.

I don't think that a neutral site is necessarily the answer, but the owners have discussed it so there must be something to it. I would much rather see the team that earned a better record over the course of 162 (or however many, if they pare down the schedule) get home field advantage.

But, then again, I fucking hate baseball, so what do I know?

Thursday, October 16, 2008

The Inmates are Running the Asylum

Must be fun to be a Dallas Cowboys fan this year - they should have known their season was doomed once all the football pundits annointed the Cowboys the best team in the NFL......before the season started.

Not only is there the Pacman fiasco, now they've lost their punter and their 3rd down back.

Tony Romo now thinks he can play with his broken pink)y finger. Really, Tony? You think? You have arguably the smallest hands of any NFL quarterback (one of the reasons you get the dropsies. And now you think you can play with your dinged digit? Good luck with that.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Pacmania. Again. Shocking. Again.

Well, gee whilickers - Pacman done got himself in the news again. What a fucking moron. There is no more eloquent way to state the situation.

Stupid is as stupid does.

I mean, my god - he attacked one of the four bodyguards that his boss, Jerry Jones has to employ (on the team's dime) in an effort to protect Pacman from himself. In a hotel bathroom. Classy.

He wants everybody to refer to him as Adam? Sorry, Pacman, you are Pacman. Adam is the name of a person - you are not a person, you are a persona.

As of this writing, the exact details have not been released but you can rest assured that the Cowboys will try and put some positive spin on it (and you can also rest assured that the bodyguard's bank balance will see a positive bump) - especially if the story somehow morphs into Pacman trying to calm down the bodyguard.

Czar Goodell should be calling Pacman to explain himself, hopefully by the end of the week. In my mind, he has two options - suspend him for the rest of the year and make his eventual re-instatement wholly contingent upon successful completion of anger management and alcohol abuse classes OR just kick his worthless ass out of league altogether.

Fuck 'im. Let him try and get a job in the CFL, or he can go to the Mark Cuban League, or whatever that is going to be called. Seriously, we've heard this story before and we all know how it ends. Just ask Lawrence Phillips.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

MNF - How'd I do?

Welcome to the all new, super-duper unbiased self-critique on my prediction from the Monday Night Football game. If I can remember to do it, this will become a weekly feature.

If.

Well, let's see how I did...

I said the Saints wouldn't be able to run up the middle....22 carries for 55 yards. Score.

Jared Allen did NOT have a big game (1 tackle, 0 sacks), so he was not a factor. Push.

Reggie Bush didn't get a long screen for a touchdown. Swing and a miss.

But he DID get two of the them on special teams. SCORE.

Have the Vikings settled into Gus at quarterback and was this the week Bernard Berrian broke out? 19/36, 222 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT and 6 catches for 110 yards and a TD, respectively. Check and check. Scority score score.

Brees did put it up 46 times for 330 yards but threw two picks. Push.

And as far as the last point, the one about the Saints havinga poor rush D and AP being due for a big game........well, yeah.......um..........21 carries for 32 yards. Ssssswwwwwiiiiiinnnnnng and a miss!!!!!

Score prediction: Vikings 31, Saints 24

Actual final score: Vikings 30, Saints 27

Aside from totally whiffing on Adrian Peterson, I am going to give myself credit for a good preview and award myself an 'A-minus'.

Sound fair?

Monday, October 6, 2008

Week 5 Monday Night Football Preview

Minnesota Vikings at New Orleans Saints

The Vikings backed up a big truck of money to Jared Allen's house over the summer, presumably thinking he'd bring some of the fifteen and a half sacks he had on a woeful Kansas City Chiefs defensive line last season. He has two so far this season. If he gets on track tonight and can get in the Saints backfield early, it will be a long night for the men in gold because they aren't going to be able to run up the middle.

If the Saints can get the Vikes to bite on an early play-action or if Reggie Bush busts an early screen for a long TD, then it could be a fun game.

Maybe the Saints get some big plays on special teams to stay in it, but it will tough.

The Vikings seem to have settled in to having Gus Frerotte at the helm, and this could well be the week that off-season signing Bernard Berrian actually gets on track.

On the other hand, Drew Brees is throwing the ball as well as anyone in the league and the Vikings have been notoriously porous on pass coverage for the past couple of years.

The Vikings rush defense is ranked third in the league, allowing 72 yards per game; the Saints, at 19th on that list, give up over 120 yards per game. Adrian Peterson is due for a big game - well, guess what? Tonight's as good a night as any!

Vikings 31, Saints 24

How Hard....???

.......is it not to get creeped out by the way all NFL announcers, pundits and talking heads insist on referring to the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback by cooing his first name? They collectively sound like a group of infatuated schoolgirls talking about the lead singer of insert trendy band here? Last night, hearing John Madden plaintively wailing "What a play by Ben!" was enough to make me uncomfortable.

.....is it to get an interview with Packers GM Ted Thompson right now? The Packers now have as many losses in this young season (2-3) as they did in all of last year (13-3). Biggest difference between the two squads? Um, I seem to recall there being something in the news over the summer....something about....oh, never mind, I am sure I'll come up with it.

....did that dude hit Kimbo "My Fifteen Minutes Are Almost Over" Slice the other night?

......and how far has Travis Henry fallen? A year ago last week, he had a 20+ million dollar contract and was leading the NFL in rushing. This afternoon he will be in federal court, where he faces one count of conspiracy to distribute and possession with intent to distribute cocaine. That's federal court, in case you were skimming. He could see life in the federal pen and over four million dollars in fines if convicted.

......and how far has O.J. Simpson fallen? How stupid is this guy? He got away with a double murder - why didn't he just stay on the golf course and keep up his "search for the real killers" charade? I wonder what this will do to rentals of The Naked Gun?

......does it blow to be a Cubs fan right now? Of course a lot of them will say it's no big deal - that they knew the team would collapse, that disappointment is an integral part of being a Cubs fan. Blah, blah, blah, blah. If they feel that way, they aren't true fans of the Cubs; they're fans of the disappointment. I'm not sure exactly what that says about them, but I think it says something.

......is the Miami Dolphins offense to stop when it runs that crazy Wildcat look? Well, that's the offensive look that made Darren McFadden into Darren McFadden when he was at Arkansas. The best news is that Tony Sparano has said that there are many more wrinkles which have yet to be unveiled.

.......is Donovan McNabb cursing today, hearing the news that Brian Westbrook has two broken ribs? It seems like either McNabb or one of his key components is always injured. Tough to get a ring that way. Unless he goes to Minnesota or Chicago in the offseason.

.......has my fantasy team fallen this year? Well, let's see....things looked good at the beginning of the year, when my first four picks yielded Brian Westbrook, Ben "Ben" Roethlisberger, Anquan Boldin and Marques Colston. I don't know what I did to anger the football gods, but it must have been egregious.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Reason #37,824 Terrell Owens is a jackass

Vince Lombardi - "If you can't accept losing, you can't win."

Terrell Owens after the game on Sunday - "It's no secret when I get the ball things move, we move the chains, if not, um, you see the stagnating of our offense. Frustrating when I'm not getting the ball. Um, you know, as I've said you know, when it's, uh, press coverage and they play safety over the top, then pretty much I know the ball's not coming my way."

I mean, they only threw him the ball 18 times and gave him 2 rushing plays. That's 20 out of 58 offensive plays dedicated to Team Obliterator. Marion Barber got EIGHT rushes on Sunday.

Here's a thought, Terrell - catch more than just over a third of the passes that are thrown your direction.

The Redskins ran the ball thirty-seven times. Gee, I wonder why the Cowgals lost?

Monday, September 22, 2008

Week 3 Monday Night Football Preview

When is the last time there was a Monday Night Football game this early in the season that had so many subplots?

Tomlinson missed a bunch of practice this week.

Darren Sproles is also dinged up with a sore hammy.

And I have both of them on one of my fantasy teams - which one to start?

No Shawne Merriman.

Norv Turner still kind of sucks.

Favre's career numbers vs. the Chargers: 5-0, 62.8% completion percentage, 13 TD, 4 INT

On the positive side for the Chargers, they are only two plays away from being undefeated.

That, however, is also the bad news.

Favre doesn't seem to really have a full grasp of the offense yet.

The Jets D hasn't really shown the ability to shut anybody down. At least not anybody good.

Vegas has the Chargers giving 8.5 points.

So after all of that, what's going to happen?

Brett Favre on Monday Night Football.

Jets win, 27-24.

How the Dolphins Beat the Patriots (or: The Revenge of the Tuna?)

The Dolphins' QB coach, David Lee, was an assistant at Arkansas last year - those trick plays were all McFadden plays from college. I guess Belicheat doesn't watch Arkansas football. He certainly didn't have anybody there videotaping, that much is obvious.

Makes one wonder if Parcells found a chink in Darth Sweatshirt's armor?

Show the Pats any formations for which they can't prepare, and you've got them where you want 'em. Of course, it could well have been a one game wonder - would those plays have worked against the Cowboys? No. Jerry Jones is a rabid fan, being an Arkansas alum, and rookie RB Felix Jones was in the backfield that ran those plays last year. Which is why those plays wouldn't even have worked against the lowly Raiders, McFadden would have sniffed them out right away.

But they worked against the vaunted Pats defense.

Not to mention Joey Porter putting on a man-sized performance and backing up his mid-week case of diarrhea of the mouth.

"We were competitive in the kicking game, and was about it." - Billy Belichick at his post-game press conference after the Pats got waxed by the 'Fins. Oh, and it was in New England.

Interesting timing for a bye week, too.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Favre fallout you may not have considered....

The Packers offered Favre $20 million dollars to NOT play football, right? What kind of position does that put them in at the bargaining table when the next Packer wants to re-negotiate his contract this upcoming offseason? I imagine it might go a little something like this:

PLAYER X: Man, did you see how much ___________ just got paid? I can get that, right?

PLAYER X'S AGENT: (eyeballs spinning like cartoon slot-machine wheels $$$$$) You are such a hard worker and a pillar of the community. You know, I want to do that for you. That would be the right thing to do, the Christian thing to do.

the next day, TED THOMPSON's office

TEDDY T: I'm sorry, there's just no way we can afford to pay you that much money. You know that we are a small-market team. The fans own the team, and --

PLAYER X'S AGENT: You had the money to pay Favre twenty million dollars to stay away, but you don't have the money to compensate a player who is here and contributing?

TEDDY T: Um...(frantically poking the underside of his desk, mistakenly believing he had installed an escape chute)...I, er, well.....you see, the thing is that we are a family here and I, uh......what I mean to say is that (TEDDY T implodes, leaving just a small pile of dust on the chair)

(PLAYER X and PLAYER X's AGENT are sitting there, bewildered. PLAYER X looks at his agent and shrugs.)

PLAYER X: Call the Jets.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Week 1 MNF preview

Ok, I'll try and ramp it up next week, but I'll at least get my thoughts out on tonight's double header:

More double headers, please!

Game 1: Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers

Tonight won't give any definitive answers as whether or not Aaron Rodgers is going to succeed or fall on his face, but this game should give some answers at least. The national media spotlight on this game is on the two young quarterbacks, as is usually the case - there are some other players who will arguably have a bigger impact on the game.

The Vikings' newly acquired DE Jared Allen is going to have a monster season and it could well begin with a bang at Lambeau Field tonight. Allen is a ferocious rusher and if Rodgers is at all hesitant in his delivery it could get ugly real fast. On the other side of the ball, the biggest problem for Tarvaris Jackson isn't his knee, which he says is fine, rather it is the fact that he is missing his starting left tackle for the first four games of the season.

That, combined with the Pack's bone-crushing defense, is going to make it tough for Adrian Peterson to get going. He did not look good in the preseason and lest you forget, he had a total of 144 rushing yards in Minnesota's final four games last season. But the brightest spotlight of all will doubtless be on Aaron Rodgers and I think that he will ultimately rise to the occasion and lead the Pack to a win, his first as an NFL starter.

Rodgers 21/34 312 yards 2TD 1INT
Grant 23 carries 87 yards 1TD
Driver 8 catches 107 yards 1TD

Jackson 13/22 184 yards 2INT
Peterson 18 carries 83 yards 1 TD
Berrian 4 catches 87 yards

Green Bay 24 Minnesota 16


Game 2

Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders

Another game that is loaded with questions: Is Darren McFadden the real deal? (I still say no - scroll down to my draft review) Is Jay Cutler poised for a breakout year now that his diabetes has been properly diagnosed and under control? (I say yes) Is JaMarcus Russell ready to lead the Raiders out from the recent dark times? (nope) Will the Broncos be able to wave their magic wand and create yet another thousand-yard rusher out of seemingly thin air? (probably)

But not all of those questions will be answered tonight. Darren McFadden could have a big overall game, especially if he gets time returning kickoffs, but he will struggle running the ball between the tackles. JaMarcus Russell is going to continue to struggle as he has a very weak receiving corps and his biggest help may be last year's thousand-yard rusher, Justin Fargas.

Cutler could have a tough start to the season; the Raiders have good cornerbacks and Cutler is missing his #1 receiver Brandon Marshall for the game to a suspension. He could get some long play-action passes to Eddie Royal if the Broncos are able to establish the run in the early part of the game. If.

Cutler 13/28 237 yards 2 TD 1INT
Young 18 carries 131 yards 1TD
Royal 6 catches 92 yards 1 TD

Russell 15/31 212 yards 1 TD 2 INT
McFadden 18 carries 56 yards
Walker 7 catches 91 yards

Broncos 31 Raiders 13

Maybe, just maybe....

Maybe if Belicheat had played Matt Cassel last year when the games were over instead of leaving Brady in and running up the score, then Cassel would be better prepared to play the rest of the year.

Maybe if Cassel had been in more, he would have developed a rapport with Randy Moss, who will now become distracted (see Randy Moss in Oakland), which is what he does when things around him go sour.

Not that I am saying the football gods are a vengeful lot or anything, but...

Poor l'il Billy Belicheat.

Maybe if he hadn't been so hell-bent on proving to the world what a genius he is, then maybe Brady would be perfectly healthy this season; he was already probably nursing a sore knee when he got his knee banged up vs. the Chiefs.

Maybe.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

you have GOT to be kidding me...

As you've no doubt heard by now, Chad Johnson has legally changed his name to Ocho Cinco - I just wanted to take a moment to send a personal thank you note to Chad Johnson, er, um Ocho Cinco.

Dear Ocho, (Mr. Cinco?)

I just wanted to send you a quick thank you note on behalf of the entire press corps here in Cincinnati - never before could we have even dreamt about having a pair of morons like you and Chris Henry on the same team. We are now assured, each and every week, of some moronic thing of another about which we can write.

Your more talented temmate, T.J. Houshmandzadeh is out for the year now. Your team just cut starting RB Rudi Johnson.

This is going to be an interesting season.

Good luck out there, Mr. Cinco. Jackass.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Billboarding


Marvin Lewis and the Cincinnati Bungles brain trust, in their infinite wisdom, have brought back much-maligned wide receiver Chris Henry into the fold – doubtless to the joy of the Bengals beat writers, who are now guaranteed at least three juicy stories to cover this year. That joy is not shared by the fans of the orange and black, however. A fan in the Cincinnati area bought space on a billboard along I-75 outside of the city and posted what you see on the left. That got me to thinking, "What if every team had some rich sarcastic fan who wanted to put up billboards so that everybody could read what they have to say?" It'd be like the ultimate blog post, there's not much more of a captive audience than people on the highway. Here are some signs I'd like to see.
Baltimore Ravens: Our defense will kill you (or at least stand by and watch as you are killed)
Houston Texans: At least we didn't pick Reggie Bush.
Tennessee Titans: We're gonna try and have more TDs than INTs this year. Try.
Buffalo Bills: We used to lose Super Bowls.
Miami Dolphins: 2-14 this year? Dare we dream for 3-13?
New England Patriots: We hid the cameras better this time.
New York Jets: He's old, but he's good.
Oakland Raiders: Javon Walker. Good call, Great White Tracksuit.
San Diego Chargers: Built for the regular season.
Chicago Bears: Kyle Orton - Rex Grossman without the arm strength.
Detroit Lions: Hey God, I thought we were your team? Our QB said so...
Green Bay Packers: Teddy T, you won the pissing contest. Congratulations on a 4-12 season.
New Orleans Saints: Jeremy Shockey will behave here, because people change, right? Right?
Arizona Cardinals: Matt Leinart is only dating grad students now, he is maturing.
San Francicso 49ers: Home of #1 overall pick Alex Smith, clipboard jockey.
St. Louis Rams: Thanks for holding out, Steven. Your teammates appreciate you.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

B-B-B-B-B-Brett Favre and the Jets??

Really? Wowwity wow wow WOW. Brett Favre on Gang Green. The country boy goes to the big city. Wait, Eli Manning is also from Mississippi and he seems to be doing just fine in the Big Apple...wait, Joe Namath was a country boy (albeit from PA) who played in NYC to some acclaim.....wait, Phil Simms is a good ol' boy from Kentucky who managed to find his way to some success there.......wait, in 1960, L.S.U. grad Y.A. Tittle was traded from the Niners to the Giants and all he did was throw 36 TDs that year. OK, that last one was a stretch. But still.

RBs - Thomas Jones and Leon Washington. Jones showed last year that he can lug the ball with his 310 carries and you'd have to think that with #4 back there as opposed to the floppy-armed Chad Pennington, Jones's average will rise from last season's 3.6 per carry. Leon Washington is an explosive kick returner who Mangini should get at least five touches per game. He is like Devin Hester, but stronger.

FB - Tony Richardson. Some of Favre's best years were when he had (former Packer FB and current free agent - ahem) William Henderson as an outlet. There was a stretch there when Henderson in the flat was going to happen and there was nothing anybody could do about it. Tony Richardson had more catches than carries last year - so that bodes well.

WRs - Laveranues Coles, Jerrico Cotchery, Brad Smith. Coles is a good receiver who will push 100 catches this year, but is Cotchery really an NFL #2 WR? Brad Smith doesn't seen to have the speed or size to really make it in the NFL as a legit WR, but his high football IQ will keep him on the field. Um, they need some help here. Keyshawn coming out of retirement, maybe?

TEs - Chris Baker, Bubba Franks. The resurgance of Bubba Franks! Brett's favorite target for years and years and years in Green Bay should have fun this season, since as the second tight end he will be covered by LBs when his number is called.

One thing that can be interpolated from this trade is that second-year left tackle D'Brickashaw Ferguson must be having one hell of an offseason. With the way the 'B-word' was being bandied about last year, and it is hard to believe that Jets would sign a 38 year old QB if they didn't think they could keep him upright. The offseason additions of Alan Faneca and Damien Woody make the Favre signing seem much more logical, given that they are two of the pre-eminent offensive linemen in the NFL.

Will it work? A lot of it depends on whether or not the WR corps can step up their game, but maybe they were victims of Pennington's noodle-arm. Only time will tell, which leaves us a nice place to end today's discussion - how long will Favre be a Jet? Three seasons, methinks.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

trading bays (part 2)

Tampa is a 45-minute helicopter flight from Hattiesburg, Mississippi. Where Brett lives.

The Super Bowl is in Tampa this year.

trading bays?

The latest rumblings from the NFL have Brett Favre changing Bays and going from Green to Tampa...which is exactly what Peter King said would happen. Sure, we've all heard the jokes about Gruden collecting quarterbacks and adding Favre will bring this year's tally in camp up to six. Chris Simms is probably going to be a Cowboy before the week is out and the other non-starting QBs are career backups at best.

Bringing in Favre will all but open the door for current Buc starter Jeff Garcia to go to a team that needs a quarterback (Chicago, anyone?) since we know he won't be too amenable to backing up Favre. It was just over a week ago that Garcia held a press conference saying he was going to hold onto his job so tightly as to "choke it to death". Jeff, I've got news...

How good of a fit will Brett be with the rest of the offense? Let's take a look:

RB - Earnest Graham and Cadillac Williams (if Cadillac is healthy) provide a helluva one-two punch, which is going to be paramount in protecting Old Man Brett. Both are capable of 1,000 yard seasons and safeties will have to keep an eye on these guys, freeing up Favre to fling it downfield to...

WRs Ike Hilliard, Mark Clayton (no, not that one) and the ageless Joey Galloway. Hilliard and Clayton are both serviceable WRs and if Joey Galloway can recapture the lightning he found in his Centrum Silver bottle last year then he can become Brett's 'new' Donald Driver. With three solid wideouts spreading the field and the strong safety needing to keep an eye in the backfield, the middle of the field should be wide open for...

TEs Jerramy Stevens and Alex Smith, both of whom could start on most teams in the NFL. As Brett showed through his many years of dumping off to Bubba Franks and then the monster he made out of Donald Lee last year, he is certainly not against throwing to the big guys.

Of course, it's all just mental masturbation until something happens...

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

maybe the NFL is not the National Favre League

Well, this Favre mess is getting messier and messier - it now appears that the Packers will not hold an open quarterback competition as they said yesterday that they would. It is seeming more and more like Teddy T's real goal in this situation is to go down in sports history as the man who forced the NFL's all-time QB stats leader to retire.

It looks as if Roger Goodell is going to have to step in yet again and force the Pack to either let Favre compete or make them trade him. Why isn't that tampering? Because it is in the best interest of the league for Brett Favre to be on the field and it is Goodell's job is to do what is best for the league.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Favre-itis is getting sickening...

One thing that seems to be getting lost amidst all of the Favre-related posturing is the fact that the PACKERS FANS OWN THE PACKERS. Ted Thompson may be the GM but I would wager that a shareholders' meeting could and would have some pretty direct influence on his point of view. Thompson will eventually have to come to his senses; Farvre could start for the vast majority of the teams and the fans would certainly rather have their old gunslinger back than the surly QB who feels he doesn't have to endear himself to those very fans who pay his salary.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Chiefs' homefield disadvantage

The Kansas City Chiefs just released their fan guide and there are a few items which bear investigation. Link here - http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/misc/chiefs_fan_guide.pdf

On page 11 of the guide we find the following:

"CHIEFS FAN CODE OF CONDUCT
The Kansas City Chiefs are committed to creating a safe, comfortable and enjoyable experience for our fans. When attending a game, the stadium staff will proactively intervene to support an environment where event patrons, their guests and other fans can enjoy the event, free from the following behaviors:
• Foul, obscene, offensive or abusive language or actions
• Standing and/or obstructing the view of other fans"

...wait, no standing? At a football game? This is from the same fan media guide that 16 pages later has a section touting the decibal level as being between the threshold of pain and the sound of a 727 landing overhead.

Might be kinda tought to maintain that decibal level if everybody is SITTING DOWN, dontcha think?

You might be asking yourself right now if this isn't all moot because there is no way to police that, right?

WRONG-O! Our next destination is page 34, then page 38...both of which have the number fans can TEXT MESSAGE IF THEY WANT TO REPORT AN UNRULY FAN. Again, at a football game. I understand if some idiot is wasted and saying obscene things around a family, but when fans start getting reported for standing (on 4th and 1 for instance - God forbid!) there are going to be some long faces on Sunday walking to the cars in the parking lots of Arrowhead Stadium.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

2008 NFL Draft 1st Round Review

1) Miami Dolphins – Jake Long, OT University of Michigan – If Bill Parcells likes a guy enough to say that he ‘sees a lot of Jumbo Elliot in him’ and to make the kid the highest paid offensive lineman in the entire NFL four days before the draft is even held, then far be it from me to disagree. He is throwback, a mean blocker who has been quoted as saying that he plays “past the whistle”. He is big, fast, strong, ferocious, and has a genuine dislike for whatever team he lines up against. All signs point to Long starting for 12 years.

2) St. Louis Rams – Chris Long, LB/DE University of Virginia - Howie Long’s kid. ‘Nuff said. Howie raised this kid right – anybody who listens to the people who say he’s too short to make an impact are probably the same people who thought Zach Thomas was too short. Chris Long is a meaner, leaner, faster version of Zach Thomas. Yeah, he probably won’t be very good.

3) Atlanta Falcons – Matt Ryan, QB Boston College - This one’s tricky; he is very intelligent, but so is Alex Smith and he’s not showing much yet (to be fair, the jury is still out). By all accounts he is a natural leader and unflappable in pressure situations, but that sounds a lot like being a good ‘game manager’ which most view as a back-handed compliment. Trent Dilfer was a ‘game manager’ and he has a ring – Dan Marino was the best passer ever and he doesn’t. See, tricky pick to judge…

4) Oakland Raiders – Darren McFadden, RB University of Arkansas - Hey look; Al Davis took another workout wonder, what a shock! After taking JaMarcus Russell last year based solely on one big game and a great workout, The Great White Tracksuit this year picked a kid who can run very, very fast in a straight line. Very fast. He does not have great lateral movement and has not shown the ability to move a pile, even in college. It remains to be seen what will happen when he runs into

5) Kansas City Chiefs – Glenn Dorsey, DE Louisiana State University - Draft Guru Mel Kiper, Jr. just said. “I think Glenn Dorsey is the best football player in this draft.” I just thought, “He’ll be out of the league because of injuries before he’s 27 years old.” Let’s check back in a few years and see how things are progressing.

6) New York Jets – Vernon Gholston, DE Ohio State University - Workout Wonder. I mean, off the charts. 37 reps, 35.5 vert, 4.67 seconds in the 40. However, never before have I heard so many homoerotic comments about a professional athlete’s physique. In the past week, Gholston’s physique has been compared to Tarzan, has been called “god-like”, “chiseled” and “perfect”. Every talking head has been just gushing about him. What I’ve not really heard though, is anybody talking about how he dominated games.

7) New Orleans Saints – Sedrick Ellis, DT University of Southern California – It seems to be a trend in the NFL to try and build your team from the lines out, and this pick is no exception. Ellis has had some nagging injuries that haven’t impacted his playing time, but maybe he has just gotten lucky so far. Only time will tell if those injuries take their toll, but his 34 reps at the combine should serve notice to offensive linemen around the NFC South that there is new young bull in the ring.
8) Jacksonville Jaguars – DE Derrick Harvey, University of Florida – Some of the quotes floating around about Harvey include “great character” and “flashes of brilliance” Mel Kiper just said “…his 4.8 40 time is a concern”. Really, Mel? Do you see defensive linemen in the NFL running further than 10 yards very often? While he is not the flashiest defensive lineman in the draft, he is probably the most well-rounded, able to contribute in every facet of the game, being an effective run-stopper (11 tackles for loss in 2007 tells me he has a nose for getting in the backfield) as well as a good pass-rusher (11 sacks in 14 games as a sophomore).

9) Cincinnati Bengals – LB Keith Rivers, University of Southern California - Two players picked in the top 10 from a school that is best known for its offense. Interesting. Everybody says this guy raised no red flags in regards to character. Marvin Lewis better hope so, his job may be riding on that. He’ll be a good player for a while, I can see him becoming a real leader and a catalyst if the Bungles do somehow manage to ‘right the ship’ – he will be a large part of the reason why.

10) New England Patriots – OLB Jerod Mayo, University of Tennessee – The Patriots filled a need with this pick, since their linebacking corps’ average age is somewhere north of Methuselah’s. They traded down to this pick from #7, but most teams had Mayo going in the 2nd round. You going to question Belicheat? He may be a dirty coach, but he has historically drafted well.

11) Buffalo Bills – CB Leodis McKelvin, Troy St. – Having to play Tom Brady and the Patriots twice a year will lead to a knee-jerk reaction like this pick. (Knee-jerk here not having its usual negative connotation, rather a more literal definition) The trend of getting two players for the price of one continues with McKelvin, who should be a solid contributor. The Bills have so many needs to fill that it is hard to criticize them for filling two needs with one pick.

12) Denver Broncos - OT Ryan Clady, Boise State – The perfect pick for the Broncos, Clady wasn’t very high on too many teams’ boards because he didn’t have a lot of great film. Well, he played in the WAC, where most defensive ends are the size of linebackers in the bigger conferences, so he didn’t have to do much. He is, however, 6’6” and 309, which is just what the Broncos need as they work to replace their outdated speed O-line and get some beef up front. Another good thing about Clady? Think about all the wacky pass plays Boise St. runs…you have to have a ton of time to do that, and time starts with the left tackle.

13) Carolina Panthers – RB Jonathon Stewart, University of Oregon – Some teams were scared of taking Stewart in the first round, mainly because of his history of injuries. On the flip side of that coin is the toughness he has demonstrated in playing through some of those injuries. An explosive player, Stewart touched the ball 72 times when he was freshman, but nine of those touches resulted in touchdowns – can anybody say ‘dynamic’?

14) Chicago Bears – OT Chris Williams, Vanderbilt – What do you say about the Bears? Coach Lovie (“___________ is our quarterback and we are sticking with him”) Smith has not seemed to have ANY success in acquiring any sort of competent QB, so the next best thing is to get somebody to protect the Brian Grieses, Kyle Ortons and Rex Grossmans of this world. Well, that’s probably not a bad idea, aside from the fact that Williams is far from being the strongest guy on the block. At 6’6”, 315 lbs, he should have been cranking the 225-lb. bench press that the NFL combine uses, but he managed a paltry 21 reps. A smart kid, Williams needs to live in the weight room for a few years before he can be an effective NFL player.

15) Kansas City Chiefs – OG Brandon Albert, University of Virginia – The Chiefs were able to (ostensibly) replace Jared Allen with their first pick of Glenn Dorsey and their offense is pretty solid, save for Brodie Croyle (so far – I saw a future NFL QB when I used to watch him play in college but he hasn’t ‘made the leap’ yet), who may blossom with a little more time to throw the ball, a serious problem last year. A solid, solid player, Albert didn’t miss a game in his college career and could well be one of those stalwarts who start for 10 years and you never learn his name.

16) Arizona Cardinals – CB Antonio Rodgers-Cromartie, Tennessee State – He could end up becoming the biggest playmaker in the draft – this kid can do it all. Aside from being a top-tier cover corner, Rodgers-Cromartie can contribute almost anywhere on the field. For his college career (he played in all 44 games, starting the final 38), he had eight blocked kicks, 14 special teams tackles, averaged 23.9 yards on 36 kickoff returns and 7.3 yards on six punt returns, and scored a total of six touchdowns. Wow.

17) Detroit Lions – OT Gosder Cherilus, Boston College – 6’6”, 314 lbs. That is one big wide receiver! Oh, sorry…just used to Matt Millen making picks. All signs point to this being Matt Millen’s first good first round pick; Cherilus started every game in his college career, the first 37 at right tackle, then he made the switch to left tackle for his senior year and all he did there was protect #3 overall pick Matt Ryan well enough that Matt Ryan could become the #3 pick. Big boy with quick feet and he has a propensity for burying the guys he is blocking, rather than just impeding their progress – sounds perfect for blue-collar Detroit, the fans there should love this guy.

18) Baltimore Ravens – QB Joe Flacco, University of Delaware – Wow, that’s a questionable pick. After not being able to get playing time at Pitt, Flacco transferred to Delaware, where he put up good numbers against pretty weak competition. He is tall and has a strong arm, but doesn’t have much experience getting the ball from under center at Delaware, as the Blue Hens ran a spread offense, with Flacco taking the majority of his snaps from the shotgun. That is going to be a tough transition, especially when he is now going to have men rushing him that look him in the eye, as opposed to looking him in the neck – the Colonial Athletic Association, in which U. of Delaware plays, is not exactly known for its massive defensive linemen. With Henne and Brohm still on the board, this doesn’t make sense to me.

19) Carolina Panthers – OT Jeff Otah, University of Pittsburgh – Otah, who is Nigerian-born, did not start playing football until his senior year of high school, but he is a raw talent who possesses better athletic ability than his combine numbers suggest because he participated with a bum ankle. He is 6’6”, 322 and will only get bigger and stronger, as he has only been in a big-time weightlifting program for two years. John Fox and the Panthers like to pound the ball, and after some work, Otah may be perfectly suited to the task.

20) Tampa Bay Buccaneers – CB Aqib Talib, University of Kansas – He could end up as the best defensive player out of this draft. A little undisciplined at times in college, that will be quickly checked by the coaching staff and veterans in Tampa. Bigger than most corners at nearly 6’1” and over 200 lbs, Talib still turned in a 4.4 40 at the combine, where he did have one glaring weakness – only 10 reps on the bench press, but I wonder how many reps Deion Sanders had? I’d wager it wasn’t many more and I’d have to say he was effective! Talib is not as fast as Deion (nobody is) but he is wired for football and the former Jayhawk should become a real NFL ball-hawk.

21) Atlanta Falcons – OT Sam Baker, University of Southern California – The new regime in the ATL made a smart, smart pick with Sam Baker. A four-year starter at USC, which is for all intents and purposes a pro system, Baker should be able to start from Day One and he will become Matt Ryan’s best friend in a big hurry. This is a great pick, a top-tier offensive lineman the same age as your new franchise QB…nothing left to do now but wait and see…at 6’4”, he is shorter than the prototypical left tackle in today’s NFL and has had some injuries, most of which he was able to play through.

22) Dallas Cowboys – RB Felix Jones, University of Arkansas – Two running backs from the SAME SCHOOL in the first round? Stop the madness. Good teams can find a running back anywhere in the draft, but Jerry Jones seems to think that Darren McFadden’s backup is worth a first-round pick. Whatever. That is what happens when businessmen make football decisions. A scat-back, Jones managed EIGHT reps on the bench press at the combine. BUST-O-LA!!!!!!

23) Pittsburgh Steelers – RB Rashard Mendenhall, University of Illinois – The fourth running back taken in the first round, Mendenhall will end up being better than the backs picked in front of him. At 5’10”, 225 lbs Mendenhall perfectly fits the mold for the new NFL running back and will provide a wicked one-two punch when paired with Fast Willie Parker. He is wicked quick, having the fastest shuttle time at the combine and had more than 3 times the reps on the bench press as the player picked in front of him. Last season’s Offensive Player of the Year in the Big 10, Mendenhall boasts a 6.5 yard per carry average for his Big 10 career, no small feat (he averaged 9.1 yards per carry his senior season).

24) Tennessee Titans – RB Chris Johnson, East Carolina – Wow. This kid is FAST. Almost Deion-fast. 4.24 in the 40 at the NFL combine this year, but how that will translate to success running the ball in NFL remains to be seen. What seems more likely is that he will be primarily a return man, and a 3rd down back to compliment the bruising inside running of LenDale White. To bludgeon a well-worn cliché further into submission, wait for it, you know what’s coming………………….you can’t teach speed.

25) Dallas Cowboys – CB Mike Jenkins, South Florida – A shutdown corner who also returns kicks and recently got arrested for a fight outside a bar…..wait, am I reviewing the ‘Boys draft pick or the guy they just traded for? At least Jerry Jones is consistent if nothing else. On one level, this makes sense if the Commish doesn’t reinstate Pacman ‘Jackass’ Jones, the Cowboys will need a player to fill those roles. On the other hand, many scouts noted his tight hips and inability to recognize routes quickly; those two factors could combine disastrously and result in his early exit from the NFL, although he may be able to hang on as a special teams player, he is very hard worker.

26) Houston Texans – OT Duane Brown, Virginia Tech – Most teams had him projected as a late 2nd or early 3rd-round pick, but the Kubiak brain trust must see something in the former tight end who played in every game of his college career. Playing as a reserve TE his freshman year, Brown switched to the offensive line his sophomore year and started every game there for the duration of his college career. This pick keeps the trend of building a team from the line out that seems popular this year, especially with offensive linemen who have demonstrated consistency. The Texans have historically had issues on the offensive line, made famous by David Carr’s 7,324,224 sacks that he took over his years in Houston.

27) San Diego Chargers – CB Antoine Cason, University of Arizona – A team with few weaknesses, the Chargers could have gone one of two ways with this pick, another CB because you can never have too many good ones, or a pass rusher to complement Merriman. With the marquee pass rushers long off the board (and the Chargers probably still holding out hope of trading for Jason Taylor), San Diego made a smart pick with Cason. If his name sounds familiar, it should – his father Wendell played in the NFL for 3 years and his cousins Aveion Cason and Ken-yon Rambo played for a combined 8 years. He will be a smart player who listens to his coaches and has good guidance from family who has experience dealing with trappings that come with being an NFL star, which is likely for Cason.

28) Seattle Seahawks – DE Lawrence Jackson, University of Southern California – Oh, look, another Trojan. A solid defensive lineman who quietly put up decent numbers in a pro-style system and had a very good combine, Jackson seems like he could be one of those quiet contributors who people don’t notice while they’re averaging 10 sacks a year for a 10 year career. If anybody can call that quiet.

29) San Francisco 49ers – DE Kentwan Balmer, University of North Carolina – With the retirement of 49er stalwart Bryant Young, the Niners had little choice but to take the best defensive lineman left in the draft and they got a solid player in Balmer, with an outside chance that he could be very good. He bounced around the defensive line as a Tar Heel, having his best success as a run-stopper, something every team could use.

30) New York Jets – TE Dustin Keller, Purdue – For a team that has as many needs as the Jets, this is an odd pick, but one that could turn out well. After putting on 60 pounds of muscle after entering Purdue as a 185-lb. freshman WR, Keller developed into one of the nation’s premier tight ends and will give Pennington/Clemens a target over the middle, something they have been lacking. On paper, the kid looks great; 6’3”, 242, 4.53 in the 40, 26 reps on the bench press and a stellar 38 inch vertical leap. How that translates to the field remains to be seen, but he should work out just fine.

31) New York Giants – FS Kenny Phillips, University of Miami – The defending Super Bowl champs lost their starting free safety Gibril Wilson in free agency, so this pick is no shock, especially considering the Hurricane tradition of churning out NFL-caliber d-backs and safeties. Projected as the best safety in the draft by just about everybody who makes those projections, the Giants made the smart pick with Phillips who by all accounts looks like he’ll play on Sundays for a while.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

some pre-draft thoughts

Pre-Draft

Darren McFadden will be the next Reggie Bush, but with more fumbling.

Jake Long will be a 12 year starter.

So will Chris Long.

Vernon Gholston will be good.

Talib Aqib will be a very, very good cover corner.

Glenn Dorsey will be out of the league in 6 years after an injury-riddled career.

Matt Ryan will be very good.

Brian Brohm will be better.

Mario Manningham will be the best WR from this draft.

Whichever team drafts Ray Rice will be very, very pleased that he fell as far as he did.

Monday, March 10, 2008

NASCAR doesn't make sense any more...

NASCAR used to make sense; the Busch Series and the Winston Cup. Beer and cigarettes. NASCAR. There was a fluidity to it. It used to make sense. You watched/read/talked about a Busch race and what did you see? Guys in cutoff jean shorts and mesh muscle shirts drinking Busch beer. It used to make sense. Attend a Winston Cup race? Clouds of tobacco smoke mingling with the smoke from screeching tires - it made sense.

What is there now? The Nationwide Series and the Sprint Cup.

Neither of which makes sense as the principal sponsers of NASCAR racing - an insurance carrier and a wireless company? Not to mention the fact that Sprint is also a kind of racing car - the kind of car on which many of today's NASCAR drivers cut their teeth. The same drivers that now race for the Sprint Cup. Seems just a tad incongruous to me - yes, I know it is just a battle of semantics - for more on such matters, of course, see my other blog!

Monday, February 11, 2008

why the Lakers can win it all this year and the Nuggets can't

1) Derek Fisher - An unselfish, experienced point guard who will hit the open shot all day long. Kind of like Ron Harper.

2) Kobe Bryant - Ruthless defender, craves the ball when the game is on the line, demands the best from himself all the time, the best all-around player in the league. Sound like anyone you can remember?

3) Lamar Odom - An overhyped lefty player who never lived up to the pressure of being a go-to guy (or even a second fiddle, for that matter) but is a good defender. Toni Kukoc/Scottie Pippen love child?

4) Pau Gasol - Excellent rebounder with good hands, deadly from 18 feet, good passer and will block a shot or two every night. A perfect fit for the triangle offense. You could have said the same words about Horace Grant.

5) Andrew Bynum - A big body in the middle. See Luc Longley, Bill Cartwright, etc.

Iverson will the kill the Nuggets by not passing enough in the playoffs, guaranteed. The Nuggets are something absurd like 23-1 when he has 10+ assists and you are drunk if you think he won't try and score more in the playoffs. Sad, but true.

the Patriots' MVP

I just thought about this and in absentia it is Adam Vinatieri - they won 3 Super Bowls with him on the team. They lost a Super Bowl in large part because they didn't trust their kicker to kick from the 31 yard line, so they punted. Also, they wouldn't have gone for it on 4th and 13, they would have trotted out Vinatieri for the automatic 3 points.

By how many points did the Pats lose to the Giants? Oh, that's right.

The three Super Bowls that the Patriots did win, they won by how much?

3 victories by a combined 9 points. Not that I'm saying anything, I'm just saying.....has any team in the history of the NFL ever missed a kicker so much?

Monday, January 28, 2008

Athletes are so cliche

OK, so I just got done watching Michael Vick’s statement that he gave after entering his guilty plea on federal dog-fighting charges and shock of all shocks, he played the religion card. You know what? I just don’t care any more. He said that he had found Jesus and that he was turning his life over to God. How novel a concept. I am not impressed.

Professional athletes are self-righteous, self-promoting spoiled brats, that’s not exactly earth-shattering news, but isn’t anybody else getting tired of how once they go pro, many athletes soon become caricatures of Christians? Can’t there be a requirement that before a pro athlete is allowed to invoke the name of God in a press conference and/or interview, he must have read the Bible and passed a comprehension test? Does anybody really buy the religious fervor that these self-indulgent money making machines display? How many people really believe it when one of these guys says that they ‘have to give all the glory to the Lord’? How many times have we all heard that very line? And this coming from the guy who has a different car for each day of the week, a closet full of $10,000 suits and a $5,000 plasma TV in every room of his $10 million mansion. Yeah, that’s the way to live in Christ’s image! Of course there are exceptions like Reggie White, who became an ordained minister and spent nearly all his free time doing charitable works. But as we all know, what do exceptions do? They prove the rule.

How many times are we going to hear how God or Jesus, or in really big games, both, need to be thanked for watching over the athlete who is speaking. “And first, I want to thank God, because without him, none of this would have happened.” Really? Your ego is so inflated as to think that God (giving your professed belief the benefit of the doubt) is concerned with YOUR individual success? If you truly believe in God, then you must believe he is a fair and just God – SO WHY WASN’T HE WATCHING OVER THE OTHER TEAM??????? (And don’t try and tell me that you are speaking in the larger sense and that you are just thanking him for creating the world, that’s NOT what you mean!) Isn’t it kind of antithetical to one of the basic tenets of Christianity, you know, that one about God being a fair and just God, to think that he would be rooting for one team or that he would do anything to influence the outcome? If you want to thank him for you keeping you safe and free from injury, I guess that’s okay, but what about the players who did get hurt, did they just not pray hard enough?

If that’s not un-Christian enough, wouldn’t that also technically be ‘taking the Lord’s name in vain’? Maybe not in the way most people think of it (cursing/swearing) but it could be a more literal interpretation of what that actually means. I am certainly no Bible scholar, but it seems to me that using God’s name to promote one’s own athletic prowess (self-promotion is certainly vanity) is just as much ‘taking the Lord’s name in vain’ as somebody saying ‘God damn it’ or ‘Jesus-fucking-Christ’. It may not be as offensive to sensitive ears and eyes, but is it not just as vain?

So, why should I believe Vick when he says that he has turned his life over and will become a new man? I don’t, at least not yet – I hate to end a rant about how cliché professional athletes are by using a cliché, but I think it’s very fitting here; actions speak louder than words, Michael, show the world how you’ve become a changed man, don’t just throw around the words ‘God’ and ‘Jesus’ and expect people to just forgive you for your actions, SHOW people how sorry you are. Anybody can say the right words, but it takes the right person to SHOW that they gave their all to become a better person.

Speaking of clichés in sports, I sure hope he doesn’t have to give a hundred and ten percent, but we’ll save that for another time….