Pacmania. Again. Shocking. Again.

Well, gee whilickers - Pacman done got himself in the news again. What a fucking moron. There is no more eloquent way to state the situation.

Stupid is as stupid does.

I mean, my god - he attacked one of the four bodyguards that his boss, Jerry Jones has to employ (on the team's dime) in an effort to protect Pacman from himself. In a hotel bathroom. Classy.

He wants everybody to refer to him as Adam? Sorry, Pacman, you are Pacman. Adam is the name of a person - you are not a person, you are a persona.

As of this writing, the exact details have not been released but you can rest assured that the Cowboys will try and put some positive spin on it (and you can also rest assured that the bodyguard's bank balance will see a positive bump) - especially if the story somehow morphs into Pacman trying to calm down the bodyguard.

Czar Goodell should be calling Pacman to explain himself, hopefully by the end of the week. In my mind, he has two options - suspend him for the rest of the year and make his eventual re-instatement wholly contingent upon successful completion of anger management and alcohol abuse classes OR just kick his worthless ass out of league altogether.

Fuck 'im. Let him try and get a job in the CFL, or he can go to the Mark Cuban League, or whatever that is going to be called. Seriously, we've heard this story before and we all know how it ends. Just ask Lawrence Phillips.